The Most Unexpected Details About Masturbation

The Most Unexpected Details About Masturbation


We all know something about masturbation.

Masturbation is the most common “action” in the bedroom among men. For every woman who masturbates, there is at least one man who masturbates with the thought of the woman in question and imagines how she masturbates.

  • Japanese pornography is exactly like a comedy: at first you laugh out loud, but towards the end you understand the ins and end up reaching more “heavy” issues.
  • Masturbation is the most self-sufficient activity in the world, so it is the most widespread among Americans.
  • Masturbation creates addiction.
  • Masturbation is 100% private, except for the status of a judge.
  • Even if masturbation often seems like a waste of time, everyone practices it.

Why do we masturbate?

  • From boredom. When you don’t have a girlfriend and have nothing to do, you masturbate. There is always a reason to do it.
  • Because you’re horny. Always. And since the excitement doesn’t know where it catches you, that’s how you find yourself staying 10 extra minutes in the evening at the office.
  • To be clear, Just as some animals mark their territory when they pee near a tree, if you can’t do the same, then you masturbate.
  • Out of caution. Masturbation keeps you away from your wife’s younger sister
Tips to stop masturbation if you want to

Identify triggers: Identify the situations, emotions, or thoughts that lead to the urge to masturbate. Once you know your triggers, you can work on avoiding or managing them.

Find healthy distractions: Engage in activities that keep your mind and body occupied, such as exercising, reading, or spending time with friends and family.

Seek support: Talk to a trusted friend, family member, or therapist about your struggles with masturbation. Having someone to confide in can provide emotional support and guidance.

Set boundaries: Establish boundaries for yourself, such as limiting time spent alone or avoiding certain websites or media that may trigger the urge to masturbate.

Practice self-care: Take care of your physical and emotional well-being by getting enough sleep, eating healthy, and managing stress through relaxation techniques like meditation or yoga.

Seek professional help: If you find it difficult to stop masturbating on your own, consider seeking help from a therapist or counselor who specializes in sexual health.

Remember that overcoming any habit takes time and effort, so be patient with yourself and seek help if needed
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The 1 Real Reason Why Your Girl Denies You Sex

Bro. The entire world recognizes the reasons why women don’t fuck you; you need to know why from a woman’s perspective, not a man’s.

I don’t think a lot of men understand that you can’t just bring dick.

You have to bring more.

And ladies, you need to just leave if you’re not satisfied.

See a damn sex guru, or get some therapy.

You Suck In Bed

Most men are terrible in bed, like, to the point where “faking an orgasm,” is too well known throughout society.

Yea, women like being dicked down, but we don’t have auto-erect mode, you have to turn us on, and no, that doesn’t mean playing with our tits and ass.

How To Pre-bake For Dummies

Men. We are sensual creatures. We like to be explored. We get wet from you turning on our minds and bodies.

Foreplay 101

I don’t know if you know this, but the female body is made up of many different parts. Not just fuck holes. We have arms, legs, hands, ankles, a tummy, hips, toes, necks, shoulders, etc.

Touch all of that!

Kiss all of that!

If you want us dropping, AND begging for the D on a regular, then make us want it.

You can’t think like a man, you have to think like a woman when touching us.

Timing

We take time. You can’t just stick a finger in our ass with a nipple in your mouth and MacGyver some moisture.

Foreplay takes time.

For some women, it could take 30+ mins. If you’re good at what you do, you could be an hour into foreplay and she’s shaking and foaming from both lips waiting, no, pleading to be fucked.

Quick Advice

Read a few romance novels, watch the first season of Outlander, read the damn Cosmopolitan magazine.

If you want to know how to have frequent, and glorious sex, to where she enjoys swallowing your cum and becomes as freaky as a baboon (those fucking monkeys are kinky) then do some research.

Climax

Women only deny sex if one, she's already cheating, two, you suck ass in bed.

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DOES SEX EVER GET OLD?


Hello, my friends. I hope you’re all having a great week, the shit-show that is our world, notwithstanding.

I wanted to share some news: I’ve created a second newsletter here on Substack called “Sex. With An Older Broad.”

As you might expect, its focus is sex, but, primarily, for more seasoned people like myself. Think “born in a time where masturbation was considered perverted.”

Well, perhaps I’m not that old, but you get my drift. Speaking of masturbation, I just watched a documentary called “Sticky. A Self-Love Story.” It was entertaining as hell but I’m not sure it had the intended effect because, after watching random strangers “interfere with themselves”

The doc is filled with interesting and weird factoids like this one: Did you know that in the Victorian era, doctors would massage women’s genitals as a cure for “hysteria?” As it turns out, there were legions of hysterical women because the doctors’ hands became so gnarly from their ministrations that, to save them from further discomfort, a new technology was born: The vibrator!

As published in The Atlantic, this is a disturbing insight, implying that vibrators succeeded not because they advanced female pleasure, but because they saved labor for male physicians.

What else is new?

Anyway, pretty fascinating, no? Hopefully, you agree as I’ll address a variety of sexually charged topics, with most — not all — centered around sexuality as we age.

And, because I love engaging with my readers, please let me know what particular issues you’d like me to address, and don’t hold back. I can take it.

So stay tuned for Sex. With An Older Broad. And let’s have some fun. Hell. We need it.

Thanks for reading.

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